BEAVER NIGHTS... Starring: Kellemarie, Alexandra, K-Tease, Charlotte, Maria, Erika, Crystal, Eva, Karen, Natasha, Omar, Frank Gunn And 'Mr Beaver'

Beaver Nights is the brand new sex blockbuster from Horny Harry and Remington Steel. In this latest sensational sex adventure stunning Playboy model and all round Cutie Kellemarie teams up with the delectable 'Alexandra,' to take you by the dick and guide you though a veritable wonderland of wank! The action commences as we join Kellemarie shaking her booty as she does the mornings cleaning, while the radio blares out the strains 70's disco. But Kelle's disco dreams are cut short by the insistent ringing of the telephone. Who could it be? - Why, who else but celebrated, porno entrepreneur, raconteur and director of some considerable repute 'Horny Harry.'

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At first Kellemarie thinks it's a wind-up. She just can't belive that Horny Harry - the artist and porn producer that she has idolized for many years is calling her, little Kellemarie from Cardiff, and not only that, he's offering her a part in his new sex blockbuster - Beaver Nights! Well, when it finally dawns of Kelle that it's not a wind-up her reaction is akin to someone winning a million quid on a naff games show - hysterically running round the room, jumping up and down on the sofa ( mind the springs Kelle!) and generally expending gigawatts of energy.

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The upshot is that Horny Harry wants Kellemarie to do a lusty lezzy scene in the film with a friend of her own choosing. But which one of her friends would consider such a role? Even though it meant meeting Horny Harry and a possible film contract? - They were all nice girls, but as far as Kellemarie was aware they were all as straight as tea with the Vicar. But wait a minute - didn't her pal Alexandra once jokingly opine that she'd love to be a lezzy for the afternoon and fondle some lovely soft bouncy tits instead of playing with guys throbbing cocks all the time? Hmm, beautiful, cultured, well spoken, quintessentially English Alexandra - a possible dark horse? Kellemarie resolves to call up Alexandra and invite her over on the pretence of coffee and chat. She'll then gently broach the subject - in a round-a-bout way of course.. But across the other side of town the project is gaining momentum. Horny Harry has enlisted the services of top porn directors - Remington Steel and 'Mr Beaver' - when the the porn-tastic pair heard that what Harry had in mind they just knew they had to be a part of it - This could be the shag movie of the year! Cannes and porno glory beckoned. Recognition at last.

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Now the pace was quickening, Remington called Omar - a good man with a knob - and indicated that he needed a stud to shag saucy Charlotte Kaine in a car down a country lane. Omar said he was well booked up but this was the chance of a life time, a career boosting appearance in a Horny Harry -Remington Steel movie alongside Mr Beaver! Everything else could wait. Meanwhile, back at the studio, Mr Beaver had been on the blower to his Prague Office and his top international stud - Frank Gunn. "Frank this is going to be the fuck-film experience of the millennium, we need you and some of your best Czechoslovakian totty. Money is no object.. What? You'll be on the next flight with half a dozen stunners?...Good man."

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Everything was falling into place - but there was still one missing link. What porno blockbuster would be complete without an appearance by 'K Tease' the cock-sucking heiress to a family fortunate and ex-cable TV news reader? Remington was on the case in a flash - K-Tease was partying down in Puerto Banus, Marbella, along with Maria her upper crust Spanish pal when she got the call. Was she up for smoking a few cocks and starring it trendy director Horny Harry latest blockbuster? "Not arf, and I'll bring Maria along as well, she's always fancied being in a porn movie, so she can get to fondle the scrotums of all those huge British studs. She you at Gatwick, so get the 'Bolly' in."

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Now the stage was set. Europe's foremost fuck stars were converging on the Beaver Nights set for what would be the defining fuck film of 2003. But what about lovely little Kellemarie and Alexandra? While we're waiting for the gang to arrive let's just nip back and she how they are getting on..

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