THE AMAZING SPIDER BABES... Starring: Michelle Barrett, Amelia, Sylvia Saint, Misty McCain, Gina G, Sarah Young, Claire Green, Laura Turner, Hannah Coleman, Francessca Neeme, Omar, Rocco Sifferedi & More

As soon as Officer Dibble, your porn loving Peeler, heard reports of super-hero sex shenanigans in progress downtown, he leapt into action! “Dam those pesky Spider Bitches! I’ll have their garters for, er, garters” quoth he. Leaving near on half a mug of Quick-Brew, smartly donning his bicycle clips and pausing only to recharge his truncheon, Officer Dibble peddled like a man possessed in the direction of the city. However, when he arrived it was all over bar the spurting.

Dibble’s Report: When I arrived at the scene I found Michelle Barret and Amelia, two well-known adult movie sex stars of the TVX Parish, engaged in sexual congress of a lesbian nature. I quickly appraised the situation and decided to hang back to have a good gander as I thought it prudent to let the suspects incriminate themselves further. After an indeterminate period of “Oohhing” “Ahhhrring” tit fondling, fingering, fanny licking dildo abuse and the like, I approached them in time-honoured fashion with a quaint “Ello, ello, ello. What’s goin’ on ‘ere then?” Whereupon they claimed to be super heroines with spidery powers – like that blue and red geezer in the movie – who had just been tackling “a sex case.” They allege that this case was so horny it led to their uncontrollable public lewdness. They went on to futher allege that they had heard that a colleague of theirs – Laura ‘Hotminge’ Turner – had been burgled and had a home video tape of her very first sex session stolen. This was a prized possession of great sentimental value and Laura was saving it for her grandkids. As soon as Michelle and Amelia heard what had gone down they knew who was responsible – “The Green Gobbler!” “That pervy fucker had nicked many an amateur sex tape and had to be stopped. “To the Spider Cave!” they cried, and as they sped out onto the mean streets of 'Spunkopolis' in their Nissan Micra, they swore that this would be the last time The Green Gobbler would terrorise their fair city. The Spider-Babes knew exactly where the Green Gobbler would be hiding out - No.69 Cockflasher Close, just round the corner from Mabel’s Chippy - and they were there in a jiffy. But it looked like the Green Gobbler was out - all the better to ransack his gaff – so they took the key from under the plant pot and stealthily entered by the back door. Amelia was the first one to spot them – a moody looking cardboard box in the back of “The Green Gobbler’s MFI wardrobe held a treasure trove of missing sex films. Rare clips of Sarah Young playing with huge porno pricks, fondling the balls of well hung studs, flicking her tongue round their boulbous bell-ends, before letting them take her from the rear, up both cunt and arse! And yet more wonders. Omar Williams – another man with an ebony truncheon – taking a plump, but very lovely lady with big tits, and then shagging gorgeous big titted ‘Buttman’ star Rasheen Kerim-Koram. Then there was the super fit, super efficient, blonde, blue-eyed Aryan geezer – who looked like he would be called ‘Kurt’ – sliding his throbbing stonka into a youthful looking Silvia Saint’s tight fanny! All this, Misty McCain, Gina G, Claire green and more! – As well as being a super pervy villain The Green Gobbler was obviously a man of impeccable porno taste! It was after viewing said porno treasures that the suspects got so horny they committed their acts of public lewdness. I have all the video evidence on VHS and can produce it to customers of HCC upon receipt of the customary £25.00 I can confirm the movie is available now from adult move firms of any merit and in particular Horny Harry’s Hard Core Café’ (HCC) Those who are interested should e-mail Harry hccxxx@hotmail.com and tell him ‘The Officer’ sent you.

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